As opposed to my neighbor, Jerry
True story: because it’s never to early to start shilling Christmas shit, the 2011 Hallmark Keepsake Dreambook is here in July. For those not in the know, it’s a catalog of all the ornaments and decorations that Hallmark offers. A lot of them are licensed designs of well known characters. My girl picked one up and was thumbing through it when she came across this:
“What the fuck does that have to do with Christmas?” I wondered aloud. “I’m pretty sure Native American werewolves don’t celebrate it, and vampires are against holy water, crosses and all that other religious shit. What a stupid license.”
My girl comes back with, “They’re just Twilight characters. They’re not REAL vampires.”
Posted on July 21, 2011, in Insomniac Non Sequitur and tagged Bella, Christmas, Eclipse, Edward, Hallmark, Jacob, memorabilia, merchandising, ornament, Twilight, vampire, werewolf. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.