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Deleted Scene from True Blood Episode 51 aired June 24, 2012

After being confronted by his missing girlfriend’s parents, Alcide calls Sookie before going to see her at Merlotte’s in this deleted scene from HBO’s hit series, True Blood.

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Deleted Scene from True Blood Episode 51 aired June 24, 2012 at Funny or Die.

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Happy Valentine’s Day Sookie

Bon Temps’ favorite werewolf, Alcide Herveaux, embarrasses himself again in his continuing quest to get some Sookie.


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Happy Valentine’s Day Sookie at Funny or Die.

As opposed to my neighbor, Jerry

True story: because it’s never to early to start shilling Christmas shit, the 2011 Hallmark Keepsake Dreambook is here in July. For those not in the know, it’s a catalog of all the ornaments and decorations that Hallmark offers. A lot of them are licensed designs of well known characters. My girl picked one up and was thumbing through it when she came across this:

Twilight Hallmark Ornament

A timeless classic that should be hanging on everyone's tree.

“What the fuck does that have to do with Christmas?” I wondered aloud. “I’m pretty sure Native American werewolves don’t celebrate it, and vampires are against holy water, crosses and all that other religious shit. What a stupid license.”

My girl comes back with, “They’re just Twilight characters. They’re not REAL vampires.”

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