"I will only talk to Roddy McDowall!"
In what seems to be a
continuing global trend, another
primate escaped from captivity and went after a human woman. You can click the picture to watch
video of the latest escape and capture in Taiwan. The news readers seem to get a big kick out of it, but despite what the
zoo propagandists would have you believe, an escaped primate is some serious shit. There are myriad ways a primate can fuck up a human such as
inflicting puncture wounds,
blunt force trauma, and
good old fashioned herpes. The truly disturbing thing about all these stories is that the people in charge are generally like, "
Duh. . . How did the gorilla escape? Um. . . fucked if I know!"
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